You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...





1. You get so excited when you see somebody else reading it, you have to talk to them even if you don't know them
2. Almost every conversation you have with your friends leads back to the ever lasting Edward vs Jacob debate
3. You get so mad at Edward for not just changing her into a vampire already you slam the book shut and throw it on the ground
4. You then have to pick it up again seconds later, just to finish the epilogue
5. Your friend finally decided to read it, just so she could keep up with the conversations
6. Your guy friend hasn't read the books but has heard you talk about Edward Cullen so much, he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series
7. You got so mad when your mom's friend didn't return the book right away after you lent it to her, you had to go get it from the library
8. Your mom calls Edward Anthony and you wont speak to her for 3 days (actually true)
9. You have and entire notebook for the Twilight series (I have one, complete with playlist, quotes, fan art, and fan fiction)
10. You have categorized your friends into Twilight characters, replacing everyone but Edward (Face it: No one but Edward can be like Edward)
11. Your favorite font on your computer is Edwardian Script
12. You go to a relative’s house for the holidays, only to refuse to socialize until you have finished the book in the series you are on
13. You stop asking to go to the beach on vacation, and instead ask to visit Denli to look for Tanya and the Cullens
14. You ask your boyfriend to dye his hair “bronze”
15. When you get all freaked and worked up cause your substitutes name is Mrs. Cullen and wonder is she has a son or relative named Edward.
16. When you dec your myspace out in Twilight stuff and quotes!
17. Your parents make you angry by trying to change Edward's name to Eddy or the Edmister
18. Your science teacher knows your boyfriend is giving you Eclipse for your birthday
19. While waiting for your boyfriend to give you Eclipse for your birthday, you cheated and went to the school book fair multiple times to read it and got to page 147.
20. At the book fair your science teacher came up and said you couldn't just sit there reading the book, especially since you weren't supposed to have it yet, so you stood up and read it walking around instead.
21. In art class you are making wood sculptures and you make a mountain lion because of Edward
22. While making the sculpture, you talk the entire period using only quotes from Twilight
23. You keep a dry erase board in your room and have a daily quote from Twilight,New Moon, or Eclipse
24. You don't talk at lunch because you are too busy reading.
25. You are considering taking a picture of your friend's hair and sending it to the makers of the Twilight movie,saying that they should mimic it exactly for Edward's hair color.
26. You love Edward more than your boyfriend
27. The back of your notebook cover is absolutely covered in quotes from Twilight and you are upset because you cannot continue on the inside of the cover because the pencil won't show up
28. You no longer sleep on a normal pillow, but on one that has arms because it sort of feels like Edward holding you
29. You kiss a wall and pretend it is Edward.
30. On the back of your music for chorus, you create acrostic poems for Edward Cullen
31. Your friend (who hasn't read the books) knows enough about Edward that when you are stuck for the second "D" she gives you the word dangerous.
32. When your grandmother came to visit, you read her all of Twilight out loud in 6 days
33. When playing luck games or games with dice, before rolling or spinning you say " I am betting on Alice."
34. You have a eclipse poster, a flower a red ribbon, and a drawing of Edward and Bella taped to the side of your dresser.
35. You have smelled your copy of Eclipse and you think it smells good
36. You wore a tight fitting black turtleneck to school and when your friend asked why you were so happy and why you liked it so much you said it was because it made you feel "vampirey"
37. You and your friend fantasize about being vampires
38. While reading, you constantly look at your picture of Edward
39. When you are in your room, you wake up your computer so you can look at your wallpaper
40. When your boyfriend dumps you, you are okay with it because now you can focus on Edward
41. When your father asks you what you are doing when you go upstairs to read, you say you are "going to spend some time with Edward."
42. On the bus, you are known for being capable of reading 2 pages of Eclipse in 1 minute, then being able to complete the sentence off the pages.
43. It doesn't bother you in the slightest that on the bus everyone calls you the book freak. You are proud of the title
44. You doodle "I Love Edward" all over your hands and arms with sharpies not caring that when you write on your self you get ISS (in school suspension)
45. You won't let you own mother read the books, even though you keep talking about them to her.
46. Someone asks you what you want for Christmas and you reply, "Edward Cullen please!"
47. You're in the car and stare out the window looking for a silver Volvo or an old red truck (maybe even a yellow Porsche)
48. You're on a walk and you notice that your hands are kind of white and grin but when they return to regular color you feel like crying
49. You didn't talk to your mom for three days because she thought that the whole vampire thing was overdone
50. Your cousins get mad at you every time you see them because you won't stop talking about the Twilight series



                                          

 

 

P.S : I will add 50 reasons each week. =)

Hope you like them.

Weenz!